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I've

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been thinking recently that...

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You know, maybe allowing

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giant digital

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media corporations to exploit the neurochemical

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drama of our children for profit?

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You know, maybe that was a

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bad call by us.

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I'm sorry if it smells, I

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stepped in dog poop yesterday with

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both feet and I haven't had

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the chance to clean my shoes

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yet.

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It somehow got through my shoes

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and onto my socks, so it

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would be pointless to take my

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shoes off.

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Because you kind of like took

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a little bit of weed or?

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Oh no, I can drive.

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Are you sure?

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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Just in case.

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I smoke and drive all the

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time.

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Oh.

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You don't have a license plate?

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No.

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It's okay.

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But don't you need a license

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plate to drive?

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No.

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You don't need a license plate

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to drive?

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No.

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Lock in.

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Lock in.

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Get it twisted.

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If you lock in, you can

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do anything.

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Motherfucker.

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Get it twisted.

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Your actions impact nothing.

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Your fate is predetermined.

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The only thing that you can

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change is your reaction to it.

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You can do anything you set

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your mind to.

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The world is a playground designed

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for you and only you to

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achieve your highest level ambitions.

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If you wait 90 minutes to

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wake up until you drink your

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first cup of coffee, nothing can

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stop you.

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If you duct tape your mouth,

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When you fall asleep, nothing can

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stop you.

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Get it twisted.

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You are a pawn in a

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universe chess match.

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You mean nothing to God if

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they even exist.

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You're a rounding error.

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You're two pennies on a Fortune

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500 company's balance sheet.

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They don't care about you in

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the slightest.

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Get it twisted.

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Everybody gets what they deserve in

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this life.

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If you put in effort, you

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can achieve anything.

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Successful people are better people.

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Get it twisted.

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The circumstances surrounding your birth

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Determine where you are going to

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go.

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Nothing else matters at all.

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Your own level of education, your

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attitude, your level of effort, your

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friends, your network, your business, your

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credentials.

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Motherfucker!

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Okay, I

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saw one with a

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different caption.

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It kind of gives off a

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vibe that I'm like a robot

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pretending to be human.

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A new educational survey has found

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that over 70% of Americans lack

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the basic geographic literacy to find

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where they are being deported to

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on a map.

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Researchers found that of the thousands

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of participants surveyed, the vast majority

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could not locate the country, region,

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or continent where their future deportation

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plane would land.

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Walden's research team hopes that through

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their work, more Americans will also

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be able to identify the location

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of the unmarked mass graves that

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they will all soon be thrown

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into.

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Oh, I'm out I wanna show

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you that we could turn to

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that picture I'm in that 16,

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all of your life, what you

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want The mistakes I made to

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me is a cold murder If

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it's any consolation, fuckin' hate that

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person And marriage was a sight

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to see If you're fast, then

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you're fast Ain't nobody fuckin' blind,

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for else I'm a twin You

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and Mary Kayden, Ashley Mary Kayden,

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Ashley I'll say what I'm thinkin',

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even if nobody asks me I'm

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in that I wanna show you

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that we could turn to that

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picture

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Let

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me entertain you for a

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little bit.

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Watch me get bigger.

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This video is sponsored by Lil

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Caesars.

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Our niggas never been as broke

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as me.